Heads in Beds: A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality by Jacob Tomsky
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
“Heads in Beds” is a memoir written by someone who spent a large part of his career in the high end hospitality industry. Starting out as a valet parker in New Orleans, Tromsky rose through the ranks to managing housekeeping staff and working the front desk at luxury properties in both New Orleans and New York. The book is part memoir and part tell-(almost) all about the inner workings of high priced hotels from someone who has done it all.
I enjoyed the book. It was irreverent and amusing, with a tongue-in-cheek style that was easy to listen to. Tomsky got into the hotel business almost by accident. He graduated college with a degree in philosophy- not the most job-worthy major- and very few plans. He was hired by a luxury hotel in New Orleans to park cars. His affinity for the hospitality business and rapport with guests earned him a quick advance, and he spent the better part of his career checking in, checking out, cleaning up after, granting upgrades and special perks, denying upgrades and special perks, and generally taking care (in one way or another) of the thousands of guests that pass through a hotel lobby each year.
Some might expect to gain a lot of insight into how to get some of those special perks, and those tips are there, but honestly, it all comes down to money, in the end. Tip well and at the right moment, and you will be treated well in return. Of course, these are things that will work only in the same type of high end properties Tomsky worked at. You probably aren’t going to get them at that Motel 6 you always stay at.
And, there are the insights you might not want to know about. But, again in all honesty, did anyone think there aren’t some shortcuts and less than perfect aspects to this industry? It’s perhaps a bit disconcerting, but in the end, most hotels are fine. There are ups and downs, good things and bad, highs and lows, like most jobs.
The book flows well, and the narrative is engaging and at times amusing and poignant. Tomsky paints an honest picture of what it is like to work at one of these properties, both good and bad, and will leave you, perhaps, with a different picture of that smile behind the front desk at your favorite hotel.
People who enjoyed books like Anthony Bourdain’s “Kitchen Confidential” will likely find this book just as interesting.
Coming soon: Two’s Company, a sci-fi novel in the space opera tradition. Artificial intelligence, corporate plots, spaceships, a heroine with an attitude. More details soon!
Available now :
After five years away, Kaili is coming home for the ceremony to install her sister as head of the family business. When an old rivalry threatens the family, Kaili and her partner need to use all their skills to save the sisters’ lives. Learn more here
A collection of six short fantasy stories set in varied worlds of magic and mayhem. Learn more here.
A short novelette set in a dystopian Earth after the final environmental collapse. Sam is a genetically engineered chameleon who may hold the key to mankind’s survival. Learn more here.
In a world reeling under the effects of severe climate change, food shortages are common, and arable farmland is scarce. Unscupulous distributors like Beni Oligowma take advantage of the shortages for their own gain. When a promising new technology for growing food even under the harsh conditions is unveiled, grocery store owner Frank is determined to see that everyone is able to benefit from the results, not just the Benis of the world.
Feed My People is a short story, set in a dystopian science fiction world, and is free. Learn more here
Demon hunters Johnny and Cerise travel to the small town of Carroll Fork where they find a demon-possessed thrift store, a sweet old lady who is more than she seems, and an army of underworld inhabitants. Can Johnny and his trusty yo-yo save the town from a devil of a problem?
Five and Daemon, the Yo-Yo Files #1, is a short novelette in an urban fantasy setting, with elements of the supernatural and humor. Learn more here
Things have been quiet. No demonic possessions, no otherworldly intrusions, nothing. And then Lucifer shows up in Johnny’s living room, claiming that two archangels are missing, and something is definitely not right in the heavenly- and other- realms. Saying he has nothing to do with it- this time- he asks Johnny and Cerise to help him find out what’s happening, and who is behind the disappearances. While they are trying to do just that, Lucifer is devilnapped by a larger-than-life serpent. He manages to get a clue to Johnny before he disappears. Johnny and Cerise are left to puzzle out the disappearances and try to find the missing angels. Oh, and stop what could mean the ultimate destruction of pretty much everything.
Snake’s Alive, the Yo-Yo Files #2 is an urban fantasy novelette with elements of the supernatural and humor. Learn more here.